TheNinthHorcrux

I present to you... 10 MORE WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF HOGWARTS!! Also, I'll leave the link to the first 15 ways to get kicked out of Hogwarts in the description ;3 1. Take Fluffy for a walk in the Forbidden Forest 2. Steal the Snitch and replace it with a croquet ball that has been bewitched with a Bludger spell 3. Steal Hedwig 4. Burst into a random classroom and scream, "HARRY POTTER IS DEAD!" 5. Say that because of your status as a jellyfish, you do not have to listen to professors 6. Tell everyone you're a reincarnation of Merlin 7. Photoshop Snape into a Playboy poster 8. Make Polyjuice Potion. Change into Dumbledore at the end

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Here are 10 ways that are guaranteed to get you kicked out of Hogwarts! 1. Take a tour group of Muggles through Hogwarts. 2. Freeze Sirius in his animagus form and get him fixed. 3. Point to Harry's scar and ask if his Voldy senses are tingling. 4. Buy a toad and name it Umbridge. 5. Dye Snape's hair pink. 6. Steal Neville's crayons. 7. Make pudding bombs and sell them in the Great Hall. 8. Introduce Harry and his friends to J.K. Rowling. Tell them that their future lies in her hands. 9. Hold a movie night in the Great Hall. Play all of the Harry Potter movies. 10. Bring a picture of a dog chasing a cat to class. Tell everyone that

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